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Kinda.

I was just telling :iconpoopymonkeydoo: this and figured it's too good of a tale not to share (and those who know me irl, i.e. :iconmyhatseatpeople: know this and know even moreso why it's so amazing)

Well, once upon a time - a couple of years or so back, my older brother got himself quite wasted. In the melee of his drunken nature, he was trying to find his way home and somehow lost all of his clothes and was near the allotments on the main road to town. There, he stole himself a cabbage and tried to make his way home with it, merrily smashed, but was caught by the police and put in a cell for a night.

My brother become the nudist cabbage thief.

Years later, he (managedlololool) got himself a girlfriend who came down with him from Winchester to visit for a while. She got very drunk one night and tried to steal a coliflower from the same allotments, saying "she wanted to bring something for the sunday dinner". Luckily my brother was fully clothed and sober and convinced her to leave the vegetables alone.

These two nutters are getting married in February: a love bound by vegetables. Oh yes.

And I have to get my colours bleached out of my hair for the wedding :I my brother better love me :U -but I am dying it back the next day loloololol
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Freak-Merchant Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
XDD the best love story I have ever heard in my life omfg
Ah the love between two drunken vegetable thieves. XDD
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BlubberBooty Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*harp music*

A true love story
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:iconfreak-merchant:
Freak-Merchant Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
XDD

.....In a way kinda makes me think of the cabbage guy from the Avatar series :I
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BlubberBooty Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yanno?
I feel like that's the man my brother is going to grow into one day.
XD
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Sayuri-onee-chan Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
D'awww. Lettuce rejoice!
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BlubberBooty Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yushhhh
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DatCrayonKid Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Better love story than Twilight. :iconmanlytearsplz:
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BlubberBooty Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh yes ;'D
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Shoe-Demon Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student Digital Artist
That is a much better love story than every love story ever made xD

That's a pretty interesting story xD
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BlubberBooty Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ain't it the truth?

I should pitch it to Disney and get them to turn it into an animated movie pfttt
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